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Apology From a Middle-Aged Flasher

Apology From a Middle-Aged Flasher

I realized quickly that no it wasn't Erin because Erin would have laughed. This woman? Well, you should have seen the look on her face. (Yes, we made eye contact.) Her look was not one of happiness. No, I think it was one of fear. Fear of a sweaty, psychotic middle-aged woman.
The Embarrassing Thing My Husband Did

The Embarrassing Thing My Husband Did

If you and I were out to dinner, and I repeatedly kicked you under the table with my clunky hard wedges, what would you think I was doing?
A Case Of Toilet Paper (Photo Essay)

A Case Of Toilet Paper (Photo Essay)

Do you ever feel like you’re the only one in your house that puts things away? From the clean laundry to the old photographs you looked at six months ago to the screwdriver that was used to pry a penny out of the washing machine. You know what I’m talking about. I know you do....
Conversations With My Husband: Mustache Edition

Conversations With My Husband: Mustache Edition

I love the mornings when my husband and I get to lie in bed and slowly wake up together. Mornings where I’m not jolted awake by my vibrating wrist watch. Or he’s not rushing to get to his restaurant because some crazy person wants chicken for a 50 person party at 10 am. The conversations...
Things I'm Afraid To Tell You: Dewlaps Version

Things I’m Afraid To Tell You: Dewlaps Version

Everybody has a few things that they’re afraid to tell a confidant, much less the entire blogging world. But a bunch of bloggers are doing it. And I’m joining them. A few days ago, I came across this post on Sarah Bryden-Brown’s Blogstar website explaining that there was this Internet meme going on. From what...
My Watch Is My Handcuff

My Watch Is My Handcuff

Most every night, before I get in to bed, I strap a shackle on to my left wrist.I’ve been doing this to myself for the last nine months. And no, it’s not what you think. Nothing kinky. Nothing erotic. (Oh, how I wish it were that exciting.) No, my vibrating alarm wrist watch is anything...