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My Baby Turns 13

My Baby Turns 13

My baby turns 13 today. Right now, she’s at her father’s house. She spent the night there. And I’m sitting here waiting for her to wake up and send me a text message so I can pick her up and we can get the day’s festivities started. The festivities include five of her friends coming...

Of Sex, Kids and Blogging

National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (p. 26) You know that post I wrote earlier in the week, the one about my husband, his birthday and the kind of gifts that all men want? Yes, the one that ended with mention of blow jobs and anal sex. Well, something happened this week that made...

What a Man Really Wants for His Birthday

Binder of Yummy William Wallet Wife-made cupcake Today is my husband’s 48th birthday. Happy birthday babe but WTF? How did I end up married to someone so old? Ok, so he’s only two years and three months older than me but somehow, 48 just sounds old. Like you’re talking about the guy down the street...

Halfway To 90

I’m turning 45 next week. I know, I know. I don’t look a day over 38. At least if I’m wearing my tinted moisturizer and you don’t get too close. And I’ve recently dyed my hair. So back off. Thanks. I’m not a terribly sentimental person, until I am. And birthdays seem to bring this...

My Sake Cup Is Half-Full

Every so often, I sit back with a cup of coffee, or a martini, and think about how I can be a better person and improve my life and the lives of those around me. Sometimes I’m forced to do this without the benefit of liquids or even food but with the addition of atoning....

Blue Snake Eyes

Every year, on my birthday, even after I turned 40, my mom recounts for me the story of my birth. It varies slightly from year to year but the sentiment is the same. And I look forward to my mom’s call being the first phone call I get that day. She’s my mom. She gave...