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Monthly archive February, 2012
Popping The Pinterest Pimple

Popping The Pinterest Pimple

Dammit. I’ve gone and done something I wasn’t going to do. No, not get a tattoo (which I’ve always wanted). And no, not get a dog (which I’m kind of wanting). I’ve joined Pinterest. (Don’t feel bad if you some of you, ahem, older folk don’t know what this is. It’s basically a virtual pinboard...
Dirty Mommy (Really)

Dirty Mommy (Really)

Dirty Mommy: noun 1. Unshowered female parent. 2. Woman with child(ren) who covers up her unwashed, unruly hair with a baseball cap. 3. Parental being, with a vagina, who leaves the house with out washing her face, brushing her teeth or putting on make-up. Being a Dirty Mommy started a few days after my son...
Just Another Vagina

Just Another Vagina

You know how sometimes you’re having a nice, innocuous conversation with somebody, like your almost-teen daughter, and you somehow end up talking about how your gynecologist feels about your vagina?And you’re not really sure how you got there. But then after the conversation is over, and you’re hoping no permanent damage has been done, you...
Slightly Off Center

Slightly Off Center

This is me. 12:30 a.m. Sitting in my parents’ house. After the anniversary party. Short green dress. Shoes off. Veil on. Metallic blue toes. Wearing a garter. Slightly buzzed. With my parents. My husband. And those red chairs. What a party. This is me. Happy, content. Slightly off center. This is how I see myself....