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Monthly archive September, 2011

Black (Snake) Friday

My Friday didn’t start off too well. I didn’t sleep well the night before. I woke up to a messy house. And my toe, that I dropped a Lucite pepper grinder on a few days prior, was throbbing. And then a few other things happened that led to the following tweets. Because tweeting about things,...

Short Order Mother

One thing I never thought I would do much of? Making breakfast. It was just never my thing. But I’m spending a lot of time in my kitchen on school mornings. My son’s new high school schedule means he has to get up at 5:25 am so that he can catch a 6:30 bus to...

Of Sex, Kids and Blogging

National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior (p. 26) You know that post I wrote earlier in the week, the one about my husband, his birthday and the kind of gifts that all men want? Yes, the one that ended with mention of blow jobs and anal sex. Well, something happened this week that made...

What a Man Really Wants for His Birthday

Binder of Yummy William Wallet Wife-made cupcake Today is my husband’s 48th birthday. Happy birthday babe but WTF? How did I end up married to someone so old? Ok, so he’s only two years and three months older than me but somehow, 48 just sounds old. Like you’re talking about the guy down the street...

My Towels Are A Dingleberry-Free Zone

Mine, mine and his Three towels hang in a row on my bathroom wall. They hang there in the same order that they’ve been in for the last five years, ever since I married my second husband, the love of my life, who I recently learned, knows me a lot better than I thought he...

A Decade I’ll Never Forget

The view hasn’t changed in 10 years I don’t get bent out of shape too often. At the age of 45, having been married, divorced, and re-married, with two teenagers and a pre-teen, not much phases me. Clog the low-flow toilet again, kid? Get the plunger and fix it. Don’t like what’s being made for...