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Monthly archive May, 2009

Apple Falls Far

I am a bad mother. My parents’ cat was put to sleep the other day. And it was left to me to tell my children. Jake the cat was 18 years old, which means he was around before my kids were born. Which means they were attached to him. More than I realized. I told...

Intensely Embarrassing

Good old-fashioned K-Y has come out with a new product called K-Y Intense. I have to admit that the ads (also seen on YouTube), and more importantly the product claims, got my attention. Intense is touted as “not a lubricant, but a patent-pending arousal gel, designed specifically for women, that is scientifically shown to enhance...

LWA (Luckiest Woman Alive)

It is Mother’s Day tomorrow. I wasn’t going to write about it. The day seems so commercial to me. Not that I don’t enjoy the handmade gifts from my children, the little slips of paper they make at school that say “good for one free hug” or “I’ll clean my room up for a week...

Black Snake Poppi

Yesterday was my stepfather’s 80th birthday. We had one hell of a party last night at my parents’ house in Miami with friends and family coming in from as far away as New York, California and Palm Beach County. Ten of the grandchildren made poster size birthday cards which we hung up all over the...