Did you know that you could lift weights with your vagina? Maybe I can get toned by Valentine's Day.
First, they start going down to the playground at the end of the street. By themselves.
And walking the mile home from school.
I’ve been to Key West many times. But I’ve never participated in a writing workshop.
So I didn’t know what to expect when I spent five days there this past week participating in a workshop titled "Personal Narrative in an Impersonal World". (Also known as the memoir.)
I am not a very charitable person.
Yes, I donate money every year to various organizations. I take clothes and household items to Goodwill. And I give my kids canned foods to take to school.
But really that’s it.
Today is my birthday.
Yep, I'm 48 years old.
F@*k. That’s old.
But as my daughter told me today, “You don’t look 48. And you definitely don’t act 48.”
Thanks kid. I should have spent an extra couple of bucks on your Hanukkah present.
Every other year around this time, which would be the years that I don’t have my children with me for Thanksgiving, I go on a cruise. At first, these cruises were just me and my husband getting away for a quick jaunt over to the Bahamas. Over the past couple of years, the holiday cruise...